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Right. Cheers. Thanks alot.
Sunday, June 30, 2002
Friday, June 28, 2002
Thursday, June 27, 2002
Tuesday, June 25, 2002
Pork shoes, one slipper and a lawsuit [25jun02]
I'm fascinated.
It's tragic...his career in upholstery was cut short.
Monday, June 24, 2002
news.com.au - Pork chop shoes slip up [24jun02]
Now I read a previous article on ol' Mr. Pork Chop shoes...but I lvoe that he's suing because the pub was negligent in allowing the use of pork chops as footwear.
Friday, June 21, 2002
HoustonChronicle.com - Researcher ties snack selection to personality types
So what if I live for potato chips? Don't make me get indignant on your ass.
Thursday, June 20, 2002
Nobody's Fool: What's for dinner?
Pancakes!!!! And, just in time as the D and I got our very own perfect pancke just yesterday.
He made me pan cakes for breakfast.
You are jealous...I can feel your seethe all the way over here.
'Thinking' robot in escape bid - theage.com.au
Won't be long before they learn how to take over the world and plug us into the matrix.
Wednesday, June 19, 2002
The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a load of stuff by Joel Veitch that will probably crush your will to live
I can't believe I've been missing out on this site for so long.
What passes for meaningful communication at my computer:
From :
"Jennifer" <>
To :
"Deliah Popstar" <>
Subject :
Re: !
Date :
Wed, 19 Jun 2002 17:14:11 +0800
Vagina
Flea bitten vagina
that is all
----- Original Message -----
From: Deliah Popstar
To: Jennifer-smellyfur
Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 11:46 PM
Subject: Re: !
You know that spidey is just waiting for an opportunity to crawl into your
ear hole.
Hey, better than a spider in your vagina, right?
Speaking of which, (not your vagina per se), but vaginas and insects in
general....
My real estate agent's wife tells this great story about how when they were
young and po' like us they rented a house. This house was infested with
fleas. Their rental agent refused to do anythign about it and told them
they would have to live with and then sued them for penalty rent when they
moved out. She says that the case was dismissed as soon as she called the
agent and said to her (and I quote):
"We will never pay you rent for a place that had such bad fleas that they
were eating my daughter's vagina! How would you like it fleas were eating
your vagina?" (Her daughter was crawling at the time)...
Apparently they dropped the suit for rent then....
nice eh?
Hey! June's almost over....hoorah!
PS. I manged to use the word vagina more than five times!!!!
Tuesday, June 18, 2002
Welcome To Personalysis Corporation: leadership development, executive coaching, personality testing, personality assessment
Our coporation pays for us to take these tests.
It is interesting.
I spent all day yesterday in a workshop learning about myself and the people I work with.
What did I learn, well not much that I already didn't know...you and I both know that I'm a complete pain in the ass.
Anyways, did you know (and J you'll be shocked by this) that I tend to be overbearing, bullish and sanctimonious?
I know.
I had to sit down after hearing that....but not before I told everyone exactly what I thought on everything and how I thought everything should proceed, and how if they didn't do it the way I said I would have to do it myself!!!! (That last part is a joke....no really).
Golf event raided on prostitution charges
D and I saw this on the news yesterday morning...complete with footage of the arrests taken by a helicopter.
They had tents set up on the greens.
They had women in daisy dukes and platforms marching out of the tents.
They had lines of men in their white boy golfing best lines up and ready to be arrested!
It was hilarious.
Monday, June 17, 2002
Man Shoots Three in Rampage in East Village
How is this not a hate crime? Why is there not rioting in the street?
Sunday, June 16, 2002
Salon.com People | Shooting crap
Ok, when I tell people my theory that psychics are actually idiot savant statisticians I get crazy looks. I feel unique in my own cleverness that no one else can understand.
Apparently I'm not the only one with that theory.
I'm so deflated.
(But also strangely justified.)
Another thing, I'm not saying that I'm anti-psychic.... in fact, I'm fascinated. I need a master statistician to tell me stuff.
On a related note, I think psychics/mediums/witch doctors serve a very important role in society/culture. Think about it, psychics are an alternative to psychologists.... they vasically tell you the same thing: There are good things and there are bad things that happen....either way, with some patience and some work...you will survive.
Rob's Amazing Poem Generator
A poem for you pee-pulls:
Sheesh This morning complete
with corn chips if it sit in the bowl with spending
tons of money an option.
period on the medicine, yesterday the just mix and gentle leaning into
trap of his mum and I sleep at a two
week wait until we
get
better days....Not
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FussyA new favourite! Deliah
Shmeliah 10:PM Anarchy Club Student
gets diploma after threatening lawsuitThis
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tastes good or not
me, fan mail! doglets@hotmail.
Friday, June 14, 2002
Hotel Overview
Where I will be staying for 4!9!.9!9! a freaking night at the beginning of August.
I know I know.
I can't stand it myself.
Nope, it's a secret...I can't tell you how I managed to score that deal.
I would like everyone to know that I've had better days....
Not that anything is teribly amiss, but it started rather badly.....near on midnight last night. Damn familial insomnia! Damn you! Damn you!
Ruby's inherited from me....she and I only managed to doze off now and again all night. Not that D's snoring helped. I think we've both got a touch of hayfever and house buying stress induced neck aches. So, while I don't sleep at all, he sleeps poorly.
Neat!
I was rather cross and cranky b/c the sellers kept being wishy washy about doing the repairs we needed them to do in order to make the deal a for sure thing. Our option period on the house ended yesterday with no response to our amendement re: repairs. Then they responded that they would do them (hoorah!) then they changed their minds and said they needed another day (boo!)
So I was little ms. cranky pants herself about it all. Sometimes I rather dislike people in general... and these sellers in particular.
So, when I got out of bed this morning (complete with complete disorientation from the last snippet of tumultuous dream that is typical of my insomnia nights, on this ocassion I had a dachsund that had to have it's tail removed and I hung out with Louis Armstrong again) I was already feeling a bit less than my usual cheerful self.
Then I realised that I'd forgotten to take my stupid medicine yesterday (the medicine, not me, is stupid)....how did I know you ask? Well, I think I had the first clue when the world started to spin and the floor felt like it was at a distinct angle. Then the roiling of the stomach in general. Nice.
I had to wait until it kicked in enough to make it safe to drive to work.
That made me late.
There was an abundance of crankiness.
But, guess what? I'm back on the upswing. The seller has finally agreed to the repairs (including a bit of a toilet drama) and my loan was completely approved and the spinning has pretty much abated and it is on the late side of midday and the Dster has put some home brews in the fridge and sunny days are here again.
Thank you.
Incredible Stuff at Unbelievable Prices: American Science & Surplus
It doesn't get better than this.
wedding Article
Hey, D and I just eloped. We had a #4 cut the cheese (a number 4 ceremony, cut the poetry).....
I guess when you are poor to begin with, spending tons of money isn't an option.
It's not that I'm anti-wedding (per se) (despite my frequent and thoughtless coments about weddings to certain people who are now withholding info based on my asshole-ish-ness about it and my bad attititude, but I think it more accurate to say that I'm anti-industry)....
(PS. I love you smelly.....)
Thursday, June 13, 2002
RedEnvelope Gifts On-Line - Product Information
Sometimes even I have a feminine girly side.
I really like this.
Beaglet Update:
So we took Queen Bess back to the vet for her follow up. She immediately started with her best, love-me love-me eyes ...complete with the enticing droopy ears and gentle leaning into the vet. She has charmed that vet for sure. She acted like the poor and tolerant soul that she is.
Ruby spazzed out and threw herself around on the end of her lead looking for cats.
My life.
You envy.
pick*y cosmetics // - fun and more natural cosmetics, DIY style
Must.Resist.Buying.Anything.
Remember:
House first.
Other stuff not first.
Wednesday, June 12, 2002
So, the red ale has been bottled...now it's a two week wait until we get to test it!
This weekend I think we're going to do a bit of an experiment and make a coffee chocolate stout with a view to letting it sit in the bottles for a couple months so we can enjoy when D's parents are here. His mum and I enjoy a nice stout.
So far, the vanilla-cherry-limeades still haven't fully carbonated.....hopefully I won't have to jimmy them up with some more yeast.
Anyways, for those of you on this side of the globe....is there any reason to be eating anything other than home-made pico de gallo on warm summer nights? Especially when it's as simple as dicing and throwing together homegrown tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, cilantro, salt and lime. Just mix and add until you get the just right combination of tangy-soury-savoury-freshness that you crave. If you are feeling really fancy-pants then throw in a diced avocado. Otherwise, ignore all strange stares and eat it straight out of the bowl with a spoon (oh, ok, fine, with corn chips if you insist).
Tuesday, June 11, 2002
SAVA Risk Management Corporation
This is what I spent all day today learning.....interesting stuff....
Sunday, June 09, 2002
Ok, the movie kind of grew on me. Kind of.
Guess what I made today? Homemade Vanilla Cherry Limeade soda. I can't tell you if it tastes good or not yet...it will need a few days to carbonate...but all signs are pointing up!!! It is sucha pretty pinky colour....
Saturday, June 08, 2002
Friday, June 07, 2002
The Seattle Times: Health & Science: Some stupid questions: Even most intelligent people fall into trap of poor decisions
It's nice to know that I'm not the only stupid one.
Thursday, June 06, 2002
The Brew Hut's Recipe for Petes Wicked Red Clone
This is what we have in the fermenter right now...I'll let you know how it turns out.
Wednesday, June 05, 2002
Tuesday, June 04, 2002
Monday, June 03, 2002
1. Finish Graduate School - check
2. Move back across the world to see what happens - check
3. Buy a house - check
4. Be an insane dog lady - check
5. Drive myself so insane I have to take anti-anxiety meds - check
6. Feel better and often forget to take the meds which then cause the wonderful side effect of vertigo and (get this, how ironic) panic - check
I ask you, what else is left?
I once thought about learning indonesian or pidgin or a language equally infinitely usefulmore in Perth than Houston (and even then, that's a marginal measurement)...
And, missy , if you dare to suggest procreation and dropping of a sproglet or mini-me.....don't even think it.... (see point 5 above)...
But seriously pee-pulls.... what insane goal can I know set to drive myself further 'round the bend with?
Is it to early to start planning the next global move?
Maybe we should close on this house first and live there a while?
AND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a completely different topic....I forgot to point out that the frying of questionable foodstuffs as mentioned below is often done in the same grease as they fry the fish in.... just when you thought it couldn't get more revolting.....it did. Imagine fish flavoured krispy twinkies.....it is just so wrong........
Sunday Times: Headguard for Hird [ 04jun02 ]
Onya Jimmy.....I'll always love you even if you wear headgear.....hey, at least you've finally found a really good use for those enormous flaps on the side of your otherwise shapely head.....
spiked-politics | Article | All cultures are not equal
(Here's one of the articles I link to in a desperate attempt to actually convince you that I'm not completely shallow and dimensionless..... nto that anyone's fooled...but it's all in appearances peoples)
HoustonChronicle.com - Blanco's penalty lifts Mexico over Croatia
I'm not into football at all....but, I absolutely adore the fact that Cuauhtemoc is still a name used in Mexico....how Aztec is that?
CNN.com - A troubled gaming addict takes his life - June 2, 2002
Why is she blaming sony? Sheesh!
Sony can't be held responsible because her son was a complete freaktard?
Sorry, maybe I'm extreme...but the whole blame culture that is prevalent in today's society makes me absolutely livid.
Sunday, June 02, 2002
The bean is home.
She is quite put out that she is not allowed to get back up to her old shenanigans....(ie. counter surfing for possible food possibilities)....
She has a massive incision, but other than that thinks she is 100% up to speed.
She's not at all impressed with being confined.
it's going to be a long 8 weeks.
