wedding Article

Hey, D and I just eloped. We had a #4 cut the cheese (a number 4 ceremony, cut the poetry).....

I guess when you are poor to begin with, spending tons of money isn't an option.

It's not that I'm anti-wedding (per se) (despite my frequent and thoughtless coments about weddings to certain people who are now withholding info based on my asshole-ish-ness about it and my bad attititude, but I think it more accurate to say that I'm anti-industry)....

(PS. I love you smelly.....)