A new word is born

'Teva. No, not the shoe brand. This is a contraction of the already shortened "wot eva". This new word brought to you by the D. Feel free to use willy-nilly.

(By the way, "The D" is not some cutesy pet name I have for him. I just can not be arsed typing out "Damien" every time I talk about him. Also, the Omen joke you are about to make? So done. Over done even.)