Playtarot -Playtarot Reader

Today I asked Megan the Witch if I would develop SARS and die or whether I would survive this raging killer virus.

The card that showed up for "present situation" was death.

So, perhaps I should prepare my goodbyes now.

(Um, an aside: So SARS may or may not be caused by some mutant form of the coronavirus, or possibly something related to chlamydia. D's scientific observation is that it was probably transmitted via chicken fuckers. That's right. Chicken fuckers. The chlamydia connection may make his theory more plausible than I first thought.)