A question for all you lawyers/wannabe lawyers/lawyers that don't wannabe lawyers...

If Dolce & Gabbana perfume is so treacherous and horrendous as to give me an insanely bad headache and nausea for days after I have scrubbed every centimeter of my body to get that stench off, does this not sound like some sort of chemical poisoning? (An Aside: Um, do you think the coalition forces have thought of that? Dolce & Gabbana perfume = weapon of mass destruction.) Where was I? Oh yes, ok, so if I was chemically poisoned by a product masquerading as perfume, can I sue for mental anguish and distress?