Ice Dancing

Why?

Why?

The only worthwile moment was Brian Boitano taking a big deep cleansing breath and "centering" himself before he started in on his "Girl from Ipanema" routine. (edited to add: The only reason this was worthwhile is because it made my laugh like a hyena, thereby bringing me out of the trance that kept me from changing the channel.)

Don't ask me why it was on tv. All I know is that it suddenly was, and I was frozen by the complete comfort of my semi-fetal curl on the couch under blankets and unable to change the channel to something less horrifying until after the first few swirling rounds of Boitano and some girl dancing barefooted on a platform.