Subject: The On-going Unfair Torture

Dear Madame,

We understand that you injured your knee just over a week ago now. Due to this injury, you have been unable to bend your knee. We understand the pain and hardship this must be causing you, especially with regards to negotiating the stairs. But, for mercy's sake, would you please come up with some other way of getting in your exercise besides the relentless overworking of ourselves?

Truly, we sympathise, and look forward to a wondeful summer of short-sleavedness. All we ask of you is to temper your enthusiasm with some sensibility, lest we refuse to work altogether.

Sincerely,

Your Arms/Shoulders/Pecs