Top moment of the day:

(No, it wasn't during Sam's and my visit to the old folk's home, though that was nice).

D imitating the walk of one of the Miss America contestants during the bathing suit competition, all the while saying things like "HELLOOOOOOO!!!! AMERICA!!!!!! I have a bung hip and this tape on my boobs is killing me! I'm dead sexy!." I laughed so hard I thought I would hyperventilate.