Random (but enforced) Language Rules in my World

1. Unacceptable: Furmiliar
Acceptable: Familiar

2. Unacceptable: woot!
Acceptable: yay!

3. Unacceptable: m'kay
Acceptable: ok

4. Unacceptable: 'Loose' when you mean 'lose'
Acceptable: lose

5. Unacceptable: vagie, pee pee, bot-bot or any other infantile derivative for boddy parts
Acceptable: grown up voice words like: vagina, penis, ass, etc.

5. Unacceptable: 'asshat'
Acceptable: 'fuckknuckle' 'asshole' 'fucknoodle' 'dickbag' etc. (just NOT asshat)