No one told me it wouldn't be a 24 hour funtime adventure! Wah!

Vomit. Seriously. Vomit. Can you imagine how unbearable this woman must be in "real" life?

This, in a couple paragraphs, is the kind of attitude that is so fucked up I can't even begin to express my revulsion.

Seriously. No one told you? Jesus. Get a divorce and go live your super-fun-always-happy-times-me-me-me-and-the-museums life... alone.

Yes, marriage is an awful drag sometimes. So is life in general, that's part of it, you know? Good times, bad times, totally forgettable moments, totally unforgettable moments... this is real life, not some weird skewed tv-esque reality you've hope for.

Go on. Go live your own life, watch "Sex and the City" while totally relating to the characters, and bemoan the fact that in the end, life is just life.