General Public Notice:

Not one.more.thing. about trucker hats! No! Shh! Stop.

Seriously, not another word.

No one outside of the sycophantic media and hipster wannabes gives a flying fuck. Seriously. It is not a tongue in cheek trend, nor is it tongue in cheek and hipper than hipster to snipe about it.

So shut up already.

In this part of the world, trucker hats are worn without a totally lame attempt at irony. And guess what? No one notices or gives a shit, except at the bar, when you are asked to wear your hate in a formal away (ie. brim forward).