I've decided to pursue a new line of work. That is, JOURNALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay!

Apparently the only qualifications you need at the moment is to say the following things a lot:
1. Shock and Awe. SHOCK AND AWE!!!! shock....and, awe
2. UHHHHHhhhm Qasar

Also, ask hard hitting questions like:
1. So, do you think the families of the soldiers killed will be sad?
2. What do you think the mood is in Baghdad?

I would also add my own brand of hard-hitting journalism by asking:
1. Do you feel there is a russian conspiracy at hand? I mean, those glasses that ol' Saddam was sporting yesterday were like totally communist bloc vintage......