Quote of the morning:

D had been calling out things for me to do from the top of the stairs, whilst he showered.....he knows this pisses me off to no end. (Ugh, I hate when people start their sentences with: "you need to....")

He knew he'd gone too far so back pedelled by saying:

"Oh and make me some tea will ya? Two sugars please!" (sound of door closing, then opening again) "And a sticky bun!" (close/open) "And do it with a smile!"

Maybe you just had to be here....but it made me laugh.