No, I don't know why there are big ass margins at the top and bottom of this page. Yes, someday I will grow up and have a "real" webpage. No, it's not friday yet (despite my brain's continual attempts to convince us). Yes, my husband is a big KNOB about his new cell phone. No, the counter fermented sour pickles did not poison us. Yes, the pickled beets are divine. No, my new garden hasn't died yet. Yes, the cheesemaking excitement is well justified.