Oh the Horror!

(aka: Hallow-weenies)

First, let me just say that although the D and I are sometimes messy, we are not dirty people. In fact, we generally can stand "messy" for only a few days at most. So, imagine our horror when we discovered MAGGOTS on our kitchen floor this morning. D and I were both screaming like the little girls that we are. Apparently, something in our rubbish bin had spontaneously maggotized itself overnight. It was HORRENDOUS...they were maggoting along everywhere....I even stepped on one in my bare feet. I thought I was going to die from the grossness of it all.

Somebody please come do something about it.