How to dress like water?

"Dress as you really are."

That’s an intriguing statement don’t you think? What would you dress as? I would dress as water. That is the immediate response I had. I wish I could tell you some deep dark philosophical reason for thinking that. But I can’t. I just know I would dress as water.

… stumblingly flowing and deceptive in its transparency. Water is distortive.

You know, I just read what I wrote and it reads like a bunch of bollocks, because truly I am not at all that deep and meaningful.

Nevertheless I’d still dress as water. How does one do that?

How would you dress yourself?