By the way, I have had adventures...oh yes I have. Trekking in hundred degree heat for a dog show. Driving into the wilds for a promising portugese restaurant that was mediocre at best, and where I had to beg them to let me pay so I could leave. Despite all the ridiculousness yesterday, D kept me in stitches.

He wants it stated for the record that I punched him in the nose yesterday. I did. Never mind it was an accident. He claims he is abused and tortured by it and may never recover.