Mi Patron

If there is one thing that really grates on my nerves, it's being patronized. (Ok, you got me, there are many things that get on my nerves.... but right this very second it is this.)

It's a chronic state of affairs for men here in Texas.

Listen, just because I have boobs does not mean that I'm stupid. Just because I can joke about myself does not mean I'm stupid.

In fact, secretly I'm laughing at you, you big buffoon, because the more you patronize me the more I'm going to act dumb.... just to see how self-inlfated and ridiculous you get.

By the way? It's inseparable, not insepTarable.

Dick.