Inappropriate humour...

The first sentence of this article sent me into a laughing fit.

In fact, I'm going to use the same sort of sentence when I write my first great and useless novel... I'm thinking something like this:

[insert main character name] always wanted a purple silk covered headband to hold back her flowing tresses. She got it after she died.

It was delightfully matched by a pair of special-dyed satin pumps to showcase her dainty feet in her casket.

All the ladies that lunched agreed that the combination of the headband and shoes was a sublime detail to the entire look. They matched the bruising almost coverd by make-up around [insert name]'s eyes.