Oh, and you'll love this. Last night I saw the most horrendous show ever on tv. I think it was animal planet. About parasites. Yes, that's bad in and of itself...you know, worms, nematodes, giardia etc. A lot of explosive evacuation action.

But, what I wanted to tell you was about the guy that described in detail how he pulled a tapeworm out of his ass....or as much as he could. I know. But, there's more. After he could pull no more, he called for his wife. (Called for his wife.....actually asked her to come in the bathroom for assistance.) Asked her to snip off what he'd pulled... with a pair of scissors.

I had to leave the room.