All I have to say is:
Fuck you Isadore.

Oh what a lovely plan I had for a long weekend in New Orleans. It was going to work so nicely. I had to be there for training, so a trip to NO would be company subsidised and the in-laws could come along.

But no.

You have to aim straight at the LA coast don't you? Precisely on the day we were going to arrive.

Fucker.

Sigh.

Whatever, we're going later...and unsubsidised. After all, it's only money.

Meanwhile, the most offensive wallpaper known to man is gone gone gone. In its place is lurvely lurvely happy yellow. Happy yellow kitchen walls.

Don't hate me because I have lovely kitchen walls.