Things I've never seen:

1. Caramel-Camel coloured pants that looked good on any woman. Ever.
2. Frat-like and franticly loved movies like: Animal House, Caddy Shack, Blue Brothers etc.
3. A dog I didn't love.
4. A diet book that actually told you the guaranteed and simple way to lose weight:
- Eat less than you are eating now
- Move more than you are moving now