Killer in our House

There's a killer in our house.

A while ago there was a great commotion in our backyard and when I looked out, it appeard our dog herd had treed a squirrel. The squirrels are pretty clever so I thought nothing of it.

The D and I were going to run an errand and we were having a hard time convincing the herd to come indoors. So we went out to round them up. That's when we saw the corpse.

A little squirrel corpse, stiff already with feet up in the air.

There were four likely suspects. All of them have tried to convince us of their conviction to eliminating all squirrel intruders. We didn't know it would go this far.

No one's talking, but the Rubes has a suspicious wound on her muzzle (which obviously hurts like buggery) and tell-tale blood on her paws....