There are STARVING! people in my office....

How do I know, you ask? Well, whenever there is leftovers from a working lunch somehow the hordes sense it and I can hear the migration of the herd towards the breakroom where they will eat leftover soggy sandwiches and whatever is left of the fruit salad like they haven't had food in years. Never mind they just came back from lunch smelling of fastfood grease.

Free food in the break room? RUN! don't walk...... You don't usually eat old potato salad? Who cares! Pile it in anyways...after all, it is food, and free and you are STARVING!