D and the Jehova's Witness Missionaries

There was a knock on the door this weekend and D was foolhardy enough to answer without a missionary check. He stepped outside to be able to politely tell them that he wasn't interested. But, they wouldn't let him get a word in edgewise. So he waited for the right moment. One of them finally said something like "In these difficult days we find a lot of people turning away from God in confustion..." At which point the D interjected with "Fellows, you are talking to the wrong guy, I never turned to him in the first place...."

Perhaps you had to be there...but JFC, he is the cheeriest of all people and smiley even when he's saying "no thanks."