Italo Calvino

Righto pee pulls. As I've actually had to work the last few weeks, I'm calling a moratorium. Immediately.

Instead,here is my evil plan for the arvo:
*read from this selection of Italo Calvino (kudos ms.jodeeeeeeee)
*browse the web for the perfect black boots
*drink cups of hot tea
*call and leave voice mails for friends abroad who should be sleeping now (sorry ms.j-ha, I shan't leave you a message as I know the phone ringing in the middle of the night with expatriate relatives abroad strikes fear into the very heart...plus, I do believe you must be tired of my voicemails by now....)