I had my usual weekly date last night.

Though, truth be told.....she's my new BFF&F and I can't live without discussing things in minute detail with her every night.

She indulges me in the non-stop dog talk.

She and I track down the obscure but useful websites (ie. paper vaginas ).

We share the beagle love.

I like to call her my online lovah.

As for my other lovah - Poo-features ...I'm thinking that the above dollar bill vagina would be a lovely wedding favour.....