Dewds.

The headache just WON'T GO AWAY!!!

Now, mybrane, explain to me again why I thought going to work and looking at a spreadsheet all day (on my fancy-pants flat screens) would somehow be more tolerable than the drone of TLC blah-blah-personal-cheesiness-fill-in-the-blank story shows (which are infinitely more interesting when you aren't sick)...

Also, I am queen of non-grammar.

My mom hates me for it.

Oh well, fs.